Thread: Is my razor cursed??

Yes it is cursed and for a small fee (har har) I can take the curse off for you.

I used to always cut myself with my Dovo BL for some strange reason. That hasn't happened in years however I still have to be real careful with my red Imp. Just a moments inattentiveness and Pow-Zowee I got the red badge or courage.

I'm also of the school of thought that a significant change in the size of the razor may be to blame. For example, I rarely if ever nick myself. Well, about a week ago I grabbed a very small 4/8 razor and nicked myself 2 + times! In all fairness it may have been in need of a stropping or maybe even a honing. I really couldn't remember if it needed either. So I just put it on my desk to make sure it gets both before I put it away again. Of course, it's still sitting there.

Originally Posted by Wxman2000

Funny stuff. Not funny though is the cut I got from this bad boy several hours ago, just broke open and started bleeding again. Fun stuff!

Perhaps a good time to bring out the superglue, that's my solution to annoying cuts like that. Luckily, I have only had to do that once. Oh, and one time when I had no superglue, heh.

I have a Dubl Duck that seems to draw blood more than the others. I attribute the razor's light weight and square point to be the cause of my woes - a lapse of attention and the point will jab my cheek. But it's not like the razor is cursed. It's the operator, not the equipment.

Originally Posted by Hirlau

Probably is cursed.
Fortunate for you I do Exorcisms & remove the evil spirits.
It does take about 9 months though.
Send her to me, don't suffer any longer.

Do you make your lather with holy water??

Originally Posted by Hirlau

Probably is cursed.
Fortunate for you I do Exorcisms & remove the evil spirits.
It does take about 9 months though.
Send her to me, don't suffer any longer.

I beg to differ, I think the razor is just of a different religious code altogether. I think this might just be a Pagan razor sent to a Christian (or other orthodox religion) home by mistake. It sounds like there is a whole heap of conflict of belief going on to me. Perhaps another Pagan, or perhaps and Atheist might have better luck with that razor.


Mick

I don't think Hirlau's razor exorcisions are recognized by any organized entity. He DOES go by other names in various tongues!

Now Tom, there you go trying to bait me into going off topic.

Well, at least it sounds like I'm not the only one out there with a troublesome razor. In my case, maybe it was once a "Christian" razor and so it just doesn't like me...

I think that would make it possessed.