Thread: My wife is going to kill me

Originally Posted by rhensley

That's debatable. it took me 36 years to find the one I got. She's easy on the eyes a pretty good cook and has got a great place to hunt and fish. She says that I'm the best thing that ever happened to her, but she's had a hard life.

Well I`m glad you think you got the best one, thats one less guy trying to lure mine away

Originally Posted by AlanQ

Well hate to dissapoint you I already found the best one. She`s crazy but my kind of crazy Keep looking I`m sure there`s a nutjob out ther that would be perfect for you.

Originally Posted by AlanQ

Well I`m glad you think you got the best one, thats one less guy trying to lure mine away

I'm really happy for you both. There are plenty of fish in the ocean but different species. A good one is hard to find but I won't give up!
I envy you guys for finding a good one!!!
If I could find one that would like to use a straight to shave her legs among other things then it would be a big plus.

Originally Posted by engine46

I'm really happy for you both. There are plenty of fish in the ocean but different species. A good one is hard to find but I won't give up!
I envy you guys for finding a good one!!!
If I could find one that would like to use a straight to shave her legs among other things then it would be a big plus.

If you do find one that uses a straight then you will have to hone them more often, or get more of them. Well maybe it wouldt be such a bad thing

Originally Posted by AlanQ

If you do find one that uses a straight then you will have to hone them more often, or get more of them. Well maybe it wouldt be such a bad thing

and depending on how hairy she is, say goodbye to a good 30 to 60 minutes each weekend.

Originally Posted by AlanQ

If you do find one that uses a straight then you will have to hone them more often, or get more of them. Well maybe it wouldt be such a bad thing

No Alan, it wouldn't bother me one bit. A woman loves it when ya do things for her that she can't do herself!

Originally Posted by Frankenstein

and depending on how hairy she is, say goodbye to a good 30 to 60 minutes each weekend.

True Frankenstein, but I'm not into hairy women except for the hair on their heads. I like long hair on a woman but I have seen some with short hair that were sexy as well!