Quote Originally Posted by thebigspendur View Post
Really, when you meet that circumstance the painful truth is you need to make a big order to make the shipping costs more reasonable. If I made my order any larger instead of being flogged by my wife I'd be Pumaized.
My dear thebigspendur:

Keep lying to your wife about the importance of Martin de Candre in your life.

I asked dearly beloved if she would like me to buy her a bottle of cognac. "Oh, absolutely," she said. "I mean how could I live without my cognac?"

Wise guy — she doesn't drink.

Then she said, "Get one for yourself," and gave me her signature smile that says, "How many bottles of cognac have bought for myself?"

Regards,

Obie