Originally Posted by
JoeSomebody
I HATE ALL YOU SOAP WHORES!!!!
I have been seriously racking my brains to come up with some auspicious "occasion" that I can use to convince my SWMBO that I need this soap!
When she finds out the price (and she WILL find out.) I will have some explaining to do. I am tempted just to order it and beg forgiveness, but I would hope that you fine fellows would help a brother out! Please come up with some of you most unique excuses for past indulgences....HELP!