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    I received a note from Mr. eBay letting me know that he loves straight razor shoppers.

    He says that reasonable shoppers should probably not come to eBay as people are paying big money on a consistent basis for fixeruppers and most other straight razors right now. No sense in even setting high level snipes unless you want to keep a major credit line open.

    He loves the fact that every shiny sparkly razor these days that is not a substandard brand is bringing hundreds and hundreds of dollars.

    So you reasonable shoppers that want to set snipes at reasonable amounts and maybe win one out of a hundred razors, continue with your frustration. You new guys that want to bid in $5 increments, enjoy and follow the almost new guys and bid in $50 increments.

    We have a hot tip that Filarmonica's will soon be going at over $500 thanks to our help along with Puma's, Dorko's, Wonderedge's, W&B's and a few other selected brands, so spend all your savings immediately and stock up now. Heck buy extras and make a few bucks.

    The recession is over, BUY STRAIGHT RAZORS!!!! SPEND ALL YOUR MONEY ON eBay!!! Do it now!!!

    I thanked Mr. ebay and asked that he stop by any time he has information that will enlighten us and brighten our lives.

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    I laughed when I read the title.

    Then I read the post. Mr. eBay and his lover Mr. Paypal really do love us.

    Quote Originally Posted by Lynn View Post
    I received a note from Mr. eBay letting me know that he loves straight razor shoppers.

    He says that reasonable shoppers should probably not come to eBay as people are paying big money on a consistent basis for fixeruppers and most other straight razors right now. No sense in even setting high level snipes unless you want to keep a major credit line open.

    He loves the fact that every shiny sparkly razor these days that is not a substandard brand is bringing hundreds and hundreds of dollars.

    So you reasonable shoppers that want to set snipes at reasonable amounts and maybe win one out of a hundred razors, continue with your frustration. You new guys that want to bid in $5 increments, enjoy and follow the almost new guys and bid in $50 increments.

    We have a hot tip that Filarmonica's will soon be going at over $500 thanks to our help along with Puma's, Dorko's, Wonderedge's, W&B's and a few other selected brands, so spend all your savings immediately and stock up now. Heck buy extras and make a few bucks.

    I thanked Mr. ebay and asked that he stop by any time he has information that will enlighten us and brighten our lives.

    Lynn

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    Ebay doesn't love me. When people see that my stuff is based in Bangkok they automatically think scam. I can't blame them. Doesn't matter, I can and do sell in the classifieds here.

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    Sell! Sell! Sell!
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    Quote Originally Posted by hoglahoo View Post
    Sell! Sell! Sell!
    Buy! Buy! Buy!

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    Can you send Mr. Ebay a note to have him mark my Ebay name, squinnanian in his list of sellers to watch? I rarely sell razors on Ebay, but when I have recently, they're going for much less than they would have a year ago. Much less. Recession is still large in squinnanian's Ebay world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lynn View Post
    No sense in even setting high level snipes unless you want to keep a major credit line open.
    I resemble that remark.
    Be careful how you treat people on your way up, you may meet them again on your way back down.

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    Lynn,

    I got to give it to you: you're so clever. You're talking the prices down here. Are you on a buying spree? Do you need even more razors?
    Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose. Jean-Baptiste Alphonse Karr.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kees View Post
    Lynn,

    I got to give it to you: you're so clever. You're talking the prices down here. Are you on a buying spree? Do you need even more razors?
    Lost me Kees......

    I never know what you are talking about in any case.

    Lynn

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kees View Post
    Are you on a buying spree?
    When it comes to razors aren't we all. I can quit anytime I want to ..... I just don't want to.
    Be careful how you treat people on your way up, you may meet them again on your way back down.

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