Thread: JUST HAD MY REAR END CHEWED OUT

Originally Posted by Nervin

You know.. before long someone is gonna end up posting something about smuggling something pass their wife in thier BUM!

We are Sooooooo dooomed...

How about hollowed out shoe soles? No wait. That's been done.

Lori

Originally Posted by LoriB

How about hollowed out shoe soles? No wait. That's been done.

Lori

Yea but you KNOW that with RAD it is starting to sound like the straight razor version of the Moffioso and Lynn is the godfather. Before long we will have our own straight razor mules... Just imagine Being on the phone with your friend talking in code "Hey, do you have the RRRAAAAZZZZZberries yet?" "Yea, I got them NNNNewwww from an OOOOOlld SSSSStem, but I have to get them to you quick before the package bursts and the briars start scratching the container.." Heheheh then as the friend comes hobbling in slowly the wife goes "Freeze!" snaps on a glove and says... "You sure you have nothing to declare?"

Sorry... went to the doctors today for spinal injection and the goofy shot hasn't worn off yet... but in all seriousness, I have some micro fasteners and brass pinning rods coming soon, anyone wanna smuggle em past my wife?

Originally Posted by Nervin

Oh man, sorry I just couldn't leave this one alone. It is so funny how we all think alike, especially when it comes to getting one pass the missus... Not to mention this thread grew rather fast too...

I have done the whole "playing up the deal" and "in the long run savings"... heck I even have 5 razors stashed in the file cabinet (it would take an act of god to get her to wade around my VA and military paperwork so it's probably the safest place)... I also have a drawer safe (told the wife it was for protecting coins I collect and she cant remember the combo to save her life) and have a few stashed there too.. Heck sometimes I feel like I am some junky with razors stashed, along with polishes, scales material... You know.. before long someone is gonna end up posting something about smuggling something pass their wife in thier BUM!

We are Sooooooo dooomed...

When I was a corrections officer we called that "Kiestering." IE: He kiestered those drugs to get them in his cell.

DON'T Kiester a razor!

Originally Posted by Nervin

Yea but you KNOW that with RAD it is starting to sound like the straight razor version of the Moffioso and Lynn is the godfather. Before long we will have our own straight razor mules... Just imagine Being on the phone with your friend talking in code "Hey, do you have the RRRAAAAZZZZZberries yet?" "Yea, I got them NNNNewwww from an OOOOOlld SSSSStem, but I have to get them to you quick before the package bursts and the briars start scratching the container.." Heheheh then as the friend comes hobbling in slowly the wife goes "Freeze!" snaps on a glove and says... "You sure you have nothing to declare?"

Sorry... went to the doctors today for spinal injection and the goofy shot hasn't worn off yet...

but in all seriousness, I have some micro fasteners and brass pinning rods coming soon,
anyone wanna smuggle em past my wife?

Just ship it to work or you friends house. Then get some flowers and give them to your wife. While she is putting them in the water sneak in what ever you got to your hiding spot . My being my sock drawer

Wait until you have 2 workbenches, the desk, the bedroom and the kitchen table full of razors! She will give up, resign herself and move back to her mothers.

Originally Posted by nycexit2

Just ship it to work or you friends house. Then get some flowers and give them to your wife. While she is putting them in the water sneak in what ever you got to your hiding spot . My being my sock drawer

Oh I was just kidding.. Heheheh I am home during the day and get access to the mailbox waaaaay before she gets home.. but that is definitely a good idea though..

That how i got my paintball stuff into the house lol. Worked like a charm

(Shakes head in amazement)

You don't know how much stuff we women know about being smuggled into our homes but we just decide to let it go in order to keep the peace.

Lori

i just don't get this. i must live in a different kind of marriage. i pretty much get to do what i want with the money i make. and so does she. bought two razors in the last three days, including a nice looking bengall i swiped right from under someone's nose tonight, and there's never a word. good luck to youse guys.

I'm amazed at just how many "men" here seem to be living in fear of their wives...I'm going to imagine that it isn't really fear, but more a need for some manly adventure. So that will justify the whole smuggling or not telling the missus thing in my head. The other option is just to think of all you blokes as a bunch of pansy's...


Mick