Thread: JUST HAD MY REAR END CHEWED OUT

My wife found my razors and reminded me that I have only one face.

I took her to the closet, showed her her hundreds of shoes and asked her how many feet she has.

It didn't get me anywhere, but it was still fun.

Originally Posted by LarryAndro

Tell your wife to pipe down about the number of razors in your razor roll or you will order a "wife roll" and start collecting!

I tried that and she said and I quote "you will pack up your stuff and move back to your mothers house"
My mom can cook as well as my wife this will really suck lol.

Good thing for me that razors all look alike to my wife. Even a better thing that all rifles look alike to her eyes!

Unless you like the constant strife do yourself a favor. You and your wife set up a fund for each of you where both can buy whatever they please without any consultation. That's the way to do it. Then you don't have to hide things or lie about it.

well i have one razor a a bunch of mugs, brushes, a hone or three, and some other stuff like stropps and i have actually been told that i loved my hobbie more than my girlfriend and i said cant argue with that,needless to say im single now, but i still have the 20 or so traps and all my shaving equipment where it belongs lol.

Originally Posted by thebigspendur

Unless you like the constant strife do yourself a favor. You and your wife set up a fund for each of you where both can buy whatever they please without any consultation. That's the way to do it. Then you don't have to hide things or lie about it.

we have that I just wend over budget

Originally Posted by LarryAndro

Tell your wife to pipe down about the number of razors in your razor roll or you will order a "wife roll" and start collecting!

HA HA HA! I've known guys with WAD...it never goes well for them.

Originally Posted by thebigspendur

Unless you like the constant strife do yourself a favor. You and your wife set up a fund for each of you where both can buy whatever they please without any consultation. That's the way to do it. Then you don't have to hide things or lie about it.

This is sage advice. It's a great strategy to help you keep a budget too. It's easier not to over spend when you earmark a certain amount for "fun"; be it date nights, dinner out, movies, whatever you and your wife can enjoy with or without the kids.

Maybe I'm just lucky, but the wife gets as excited as I do when I get a new (to me) razor. I mostly pay with PayPal, and since she does the books she finds out, inevitably, what I've paid for stuff... still gets all happy about the pretty razors. She's into scales, though, and I'm into blades. She regularly sends me links to razors that have pretty scales to see if I'd like to get them.

Actually my nicest razor, a new grind Mastro Livi with olive wood scales, was a gift from her. Just because it was Tuesday.

Life, my friends, is good.

I asked mine "would you rather I take up golf as a hobby?". Someone once asked Jay Leno what his wife thought about his extensive car collection. He said "look, it's either this, or hookers and blow!" Needless to say, the man still has his cars....

I'm glad I'm not as mean as some of the wives in this thread. If I was I would be an ex by now. My husband collected books before we got married. I had no delusions about what his first love was. All I ask is that he leave enough room in the house for me. I refuse to sleep outside with the cats.

Now if I could just get him started wet shaving...

Lori