Thread: JUST HAD MY REAR END CHEWED OUT

I have so much razor stuff all over my apt, no one but me can tell when I get something new. I think that's the best solution to the hiding problem.

Tell her your "Testing" them...When packages come to the house, I tell my wife they're samples, or Razor's I'm honing for someone...She's getting wise though. Nothing ever leaves....

Originally Posted by zib

Tell her your "Testing" them...When packages come to the house, I tell my wife they're samples, or Razor's I'm honing for someone...She's getting wise though. Nothing ever leaves....

Gosh if nothing ever leaves... Just PM me and
I will give you my address so you can solve that
problem.

With 30 razors, 15 of which are displayed and in rotation, I can always say "I've had that one for a while", and "I don't even remember where I got that one, or how much it was. Probably only $20 or so" when my wife asks about a specific razor. It's not that she minds the smaller purchases, but let's just say that I didn't tell her what I spent on the NOS Dubl Duck Goldedge. In all fairness, if I had bought it off ebay and not found it in an antiques shop, it would have been triple the price.

My wife knows exactly what razors I have, and doesn't care about that. She just wishes I would go back to shaving once a week rather than everyday. She just doesn't seem to understand that there is a certain amount of joy in using a cut-throat razor that just can't be found at Mach 3 in a Gillette. She just wants some of her bathroom time back.


Mick

Trust me on this one. It's easier to say, Oh, I'm sorry, Than to ask for permission. Long live RAD !

Tell your wife to pipe down about the number of razors in your razor roll or you will order a "wife roll" and start collecting!

My wife found my razors and reminded me that I have only one face.

I took her to the closet, showed her her hundreds of shoes and asked her how many feet she has.

It didn't get me anywhere, but it was still fun.

Originally Posted by LarryAndro

Tell your wife to pipe down about the number of razors in your razor roll or you will order a "wife roll" and start collecting!

I tried that and she said and I quote "you will pack up your stuff and move back to your mothers house"
My mom can cook as well as my wife this will really suck lol.

Good thing for me that razors all look alike to my wife. Even a better thing that all rifles look alike to her eyes!