Thread: Am I Evil?

I'm not an English Man Carl, but I particularly like the part where you said, They like killing their animals for sport, but do it with a high sense of fun and frivolity and they masturbate often, I think that applies to Welshmen as well.

Originally Posted by carlmaloschneider

Oh not really (re the consternation) just thought I'd stir the pot a bit 'round here. I don't REALLY think I'm evil, I'm a lovely fellow...

Probably quite a few evil people don't think they are evil Carl, as long as THEY think that what THEY are doing is right. Not trying to say anything about you by the way.

Originally Posted by carlmaloschneider

Terrible teeth though, generally, and really poor sense of colour. Plus they are often weedy with pale skin and runny noses, scabs on the knees and one sock fallen down. They bathe once a month and eat nothing but bread, chips and Brussells sprouts. They drink nothing but tea and stout and ale and are rather bawdy, making lots of jokes about boobies. Pretty good music though. They live in either tiny tiny tiny TINY little houses that you have to crawl in to or castles; nothing in between. They have a knack for taking over people's countries and pompously declaring them their own while setting the occupants to work manufacturing something for their use. They like boats and cars and dogs. The women like cats, cooking and needlework. They like killing their animals for sport, but do it with a high sense of fun and frivolity (not with deadly seriousness like the Americans and Canadians). They don't really like the French that much. They like Australia but can't live here for more than four years. They don't really like England any more because it's not like it used to be, is it, but the bits that are still green are nice and there's three trees they still call Sherwood forest. They masturbate often.

True in the main I think, though I don't really go for the animal torturing part. And ironically a lot of the English who leave complain about all the foreigners, we are suposed to be good at irony, and I think that proves it. In fact better than any of Alanis morrisette's "unfortunate circumstances" which she tried to pass off for irony, in her song "isn't it ironic", NO ALANIS IT ISN'T.

Originally Posted by bombay

Carl you forgot gin and tonic, i have ironically quite gone off bombay now as it happens

Oh, don't go off yourself. If its any consolation I haven't gone off you.

Originally Posted by celticcrusader

I'm not an English Man Carl, but I particularly like the part where you said, They like killing their animals for sport, but do it with a high sense of fun and frivolity and they masturbate often, I think that applies to Welshmen as well.

I always thought Welshman were masturbators.

Originally Posted by edhewitt

True in the main I think, though I don't really go for the animal torturing part. And ironically a lot of the English who leave complain about all the foreigners, we are suposed to be good at irony, and I think that proves it. In fact better than any of Alanis morrisette's "unfortunate circumstances" which she tried to pass off for irony, in her song "isn't it ironic", NO ALANIS IT ISN'T.

Oh not torturing, simple killing. I make reference of course to fox hunting...
Most people don't understand the definition of irony...

(I did a survey if you're wondering)

Originally Posted by edhewitt

I always thought Welshman were masturbators.

I think we all are, really...

Originally Posted by edhewitt

True in the main I think, though I don't really go for the animal torturing part. And ironically a lot of the English who leave complain about all the foreigners, we are suposed to be good at irony, and I think that proves it. In fact better than any of Alanis morrisette's "unfortunate circumstances" which she tried to pass off for irony, in her song "isn't it ironic", NO ALANIS IT ISN'T.

Ah yes, the fine English tradition of saying you want to leave because of the foreigners that refuse to integrate, and then moving to places like Spain and making sure it's among English-speaking people because you don't want to learn the language. Funnily enough, it's mainly the English people around me that make me want to leave and move to Australia or Germany.

Originally Posted by NotMuchOfAChin

Ah yes, the fine English tradition of saying you want to leave because of the foreigners that refuse to integrate, and then moving to places like Spain and making sure it's among English-speaking people because you don't want to learn the language. Funnily enough, it's mainly the English people around me that make me want to leave and move to Australia or Germany.

Australia is the best place in the world, seriously. I did a survey about that too.