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    Stay calm. Carry on. MisterMoo's Avatar
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    Multiple choice.

    Beware of Dog.
    You can run but...

    a) not far enough to get tired.
    b) the dog still has to eat.
    c) Ha! Why bother?
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    STAY OUT - STAY ALIVE!
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    On the other side of this sign your life will become a short lived hell; Dogs roam loose. Call before entering.


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    I haven't seen this one yet, and It has always been my favorite.
    "STAY OUT, trespassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again."
    Then add something like,
    and the dogs get dinner.
    or maybe,
    The dogs will dispose of the body
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    Had to GOOGLE that one Jimbo,,,if I would have seen a sign with that name & dog on it,,,I would have thought it was a friendly "Bed & Breakfast" ,,


    ,,,,,,thank God I don't travel alone in the English Countryside,,,
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    His name is Sicumsam
    Feel free to call him by name
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    Wanted: body parts to feed to dogs.
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    "Military Working Dog Area, Do Not Enter" works on me!
    Don't even know if there really were any dogs in there, didn't feel lucky enough to find out.

    Was dropped off on a pier on the out skirts of a Swedish naval base once, my plan was to walk up to the guards and show my ID card, didn't work out as planned... the guard had a tail. Had to sit there for 4h until the dog handler came by.
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