Thread: off topic anonymous

I've got the meat sweats (American TV commercial joke).


I think it can be tempered with a tumblr of fine bourbon.

Originally Posted by edhewitt

i hope you werent out on the treadly or in a car. speaking of which karen and imogen went to the family get together we were all supposed to go to until i got all infectious, now i am waiting for my most likely squiffy wife to call me up to go on a 1.5 hr round trip to collect them, and as a treat i got to wash all the dishes she made making food for the party.

My family just left to our dinner that was suppose to be here but is now at my sons. Even though I am felling better they didn't want me around the new baby. I woke up from another nap with them yelling at each other. Somehow a piece of metal got into my wife's rear tire and they had to switch around vehicles. They couldn't put the food in the back of my truck because there is deer blood in the box. They left in two vehicles.

What a circus. How about a tarp in the back of the truck or even changing the tire?

It will do me good to get some fresh air so I am going out to change the tire now. It will take me all of ten minutes with a floor jack and air wrench.

Well I managed 2 dry farts on separate occasions last night, still not exactly right yet but seemingly safe to be away from a toilet for a while
glad that those of you who are feeling better feel better and to those that don't get well soon (or pretend you are contagious for as long as it takes to get all of your projects done, just don't forget to go to the loo every hour or so )

TMI, TMI, TMI!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmOHeWrr9V4

At least they weren't sharts - good to know you're making progress...

Originally Posted by Trimmy72

At least they weren't sharts - good to know you're making progress...

Yep, though after a coffee and Chrissie chocs I might be going back to the loo

Originally Posted by edhewitt

i hope you werent out on the treadly or in a car. speaking of which karen and imogen went to the family get together we were all supposed to go to until i got all infectious, now i am waiting for my most likely squiffy wife to call me up to go on a 1.5 hr round trip to collect them, and as a treat i got to wash all the dishes she made making food for the party.

Funny you should mention that. Yes, I was driving. I had the school run to do that day. Didn't realise anything was wrong though, so thankfully all turned out well.


Mick

Back when I first joined this forum I never could have imagined all of the fascinating things I would read about from people on the other side of the planet.

Originally Posted by edhewitt

Well I managed 2 dry farts on separate occasions last night, still not exactly right yet but seemingly safe to be away from a toilet for a while
glad that those of you who are feeling better feel better and to those that don't get well soon (or pretend you are contagious for as long as it takes to get all of your projects done, just don't forget to go to the loo every hour or so )

I too am much better.

Your now former symptoms are very widespread here in the US. 100 people admitted to hospital per the news.