Thread: off topic anonymous

Merry Christmas -- I hope Santa brings everyone their razors / soaps / aftershaves / strops / hones that they asked for!

I think I'll put some air in my tires.

Got plenty of hot air for you 2 uze!
~Richard

Looks like I have a dose of diorrea for Christmas, we'll unless it passes (no pun intended) today.

Originally Posted by edhewitt

Looks like I have a dose of diorrea for Christmas, we'll unless it passes (no pun intended) today.

You have my sympathy. I called in sick to work today. I do that about every 3 years on average. I am thinking of telling my family to stay away until the new year.

Originally Posted by 32t

You have my sympathy. I called in sick to work today. I do that about every 3 years on average. I am thinking of telling my family to stay away until the new year.

Thanks, I feel better today than I have for the last 2 days, went home from work on Monday at lunchtime after I had done all of the reporting (i felt Ill at about 8 am) laid in bed until about 5 pm yesterday when I had to go to the airport to fly home, woke up at 4 this morning and the floodgates have just opened up.
But I feel better than I have for the last few days.

Originally Posted by edhewitt

Looks like I have a dose of diorrea for Christmas, we'll unless it passes (no pun intended) today.

May your efforts be flushed with success.
Merry Christmas!
~Richard

The silver lining to that cloud, is that the first dry ripper that you can do post diarrhea can be a beautiful thing.QUOTE=edhewitt;1434393]Looks like I have a dose of diorrea for Christmas, we'll unless it passes (no pun intended) today.[/QUOTE]

Originally Posted by WW243

The silver lining to that cloud, is that the first dry ripper that you can do post diarrhea can be a beautiful thing.QUOTE=edhewitt;1434393]Looks like I have a dose of diorrea for Christmas, we'll unless it passes (no pun intended) today.

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Thats still a risky business, i go to the loo if i think i feel a fart coming on at the moment :}

Thats still a risky business, i go to the loo if i think i feel a fart coming on at the moment :}[/QUOTE]

I am in the same darn boat and have been all day. Hope this is over quickly.