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    I was outside & I dropped something but as I was bending down to pick it up, I kicked it further away so I went after it & when I reached down to pick it up, I kicked it further away. I haven't gotten there yet. Where am I?

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    If he is a blonde we could then call him ditzy. Since I suspect he isn't he best would be to call him befuddled. That, or a mid life crisis has developed and he is in his childhood again.
    "The sharpening stones from time to time provide officers with gasoline."

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    Quote Originally Posted by cudarunner View Post
    My friend, this behavior 'might' help explain your problem with Offtopicious
    Indeed Roy, indeed. As an aside why cant things be outdeed?
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    Bread and water can so easily become tea and toast

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    Quote Originally Posted by Razorfeld View Post
    If he is a blonde we could then call him ditzy. Since I suspect he isn't he best would be to call him befuddled. That, or a mid life crisis has developed and he is in his childhood again.
    I was almost white haired in my early years I was so blonde, now its more of s crappy mousey browny colour
    Bread and water can so easily become tea and toast

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    Quote Originally Posted by engine46 View Post
    I was outside & I dropped something but as I was bending down to pick it up, I kicked it further away so I went after it & when I reached down to pick it up, I kicked it further away. I haven't gotten there yet. Where am I?
    Not wherever it is...
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    Bread and water can so easily become tea and toast

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    I just made this rather crude mould of my face using aluminium foil
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    Bread and water can so easily become tea and toast

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    Leave it on, it keeps aliens from tracking your location
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    Quote Originally Posted by DennisBarberShop View Post
    Leave it on, it keeps aliens from tracking your location
    only if it completely covers the head, sort of like a helmet, this was open at the top and back.
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    Bread and water can so easily become tea and toast

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    Another roll of foil should fix that Edd
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    to shave another day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Substance View Post
    Another roll of foil should fix that Edd
    This is true Dion, but as it is nearly knock off time I will have to save it for another night. There are 5 rolls of foil in the work kitchen though.....
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    Bread and water can so easily become tea and toast

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