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Thread: off topic anonymous
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09-11-2015, 06:55 PM #3151
whoever buddy, you gotta do something about your spell check, everyone has a hard time understanding your post.
"Everybody owes, everybody pays. Because that's how you stand up against the rising of the tide."
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09-11-2015, 07:23 PM #3152
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09-11-2015, 11:22 PM #3153
Spell Checker
I halve a spelling checker,
It came with my pea see.
It plainly marks four my revue
Mistakes I dew knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait aweigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the era rite
Its rarely ever wrong.
I've scent this massage threw it,
And I'm shore your pleased too no
Its letter prefect in every weigh;
My checker tolled me sew.
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09-11-2015, 11:35 PM #3154
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Thanked: 4206Escalators are the one devise that never truly break.
If they stop working, they are still stairs.
"Depression is just anger,, without the enthusiasm."
Steven Wright
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09-12-2015, 03:32 AM #3155
I took off my Fedora just now. Now I don't feel like an Aussie.
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09-12-2015, 09:39 AM #3156
My nerves are shot. I think my head got stove in.
"Call me Ishmael"
CUTS LANE WOOL HAIR LIKE A Saus-AGE!
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09-12-2015, 01:15 PM #3157
'Underground trains, shopping centers, and airports use escalators for people transport. If you use these devices regularly, the chances are that you have encountered a broken escalator. If so, then you may have had an odd feeling of unsteadiness or stumbled as you stepped on to it, as if something in you were expecting it to move even though you knew it would not.'
"Call me Ishmael"
CUTS LANE WOOL HAIR LIKE A Saus-AGE!
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09-12-2015, 03:35 PM #3158
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09-12-2015, 04:53 PM #3159
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Thanked: 4206Friend of mine was a runner for a brokerage house back in the days before smart phones.
Missed a big deadline (happy hour existed in Canada back then) and said he was stuck on a broken escalator for 45 minutes. Got away with it..
Still makes me chuckle.."Depression is just anger,, without the enthusiasm."
Steven Wright
https://mobro.co/michaelbolton65?mc=5
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09-14-2015, 10:21 AM #3160
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Thanked: 1160So I'm gonna go for an hour on my X box with and old first shooter called "The Suffering". You go through a dark scary Island prison that's taken over by demon like mutants. any bets on wether I can only go an hour.....these things do tend to get a bit engrossing. Ha ha Cheers ! And to you Mr' Hewitt a good evening to you !
Come along inside,We'll see if tea and buns can make the world a betterplace.~TheWind in the Willow~