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  1. 01-03-2016, 05:06 PM #3651
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    barking spider \'bär-kińg-'spï-dėr\
    n: a ruse intended to minimize embarrassment associated with audible flatulence and involving the transference of blame to an imaginary creature
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  3. 01-03-2016, 05:17 PM #3652
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    Quote Originally Posted by WW243 View Post
    barking spider \'bär-kińg-'spï-dėr\
    n: a ruse intended to minimize embarrassment associated with audible flatulence and involving the transference of blame to an imaginary creature
    LOL! Entered formally into my vocabulary and will be tested shortly after the gym today, about 30 minutes post Vegetarian Protein Shake.....priceless!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phrank View Post
    LOL! Entered formally into my vocabulary and will be tested shortly after the gym today, about 30 minutes post Vegetarian Protein Shake.....priceless!!!
    The Term 'Barking Spiders' has been long known to me. Makes me wonder 'Why'?
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    Quote Originally Posted by WW243 View Post
    barking spider \'bär-kińg-'spï-dėr\
    n: a ruse intended to minimize embarrassment associated with audible flatulence and involving the transference of blame to an imaginary creature
    Gotta laugh[emoji23]
    Been using that one since I was 16, 31 yrs ago.
    The newest line is.... Did you hear that guy talkin $#!t behind me?[emoji1]
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    Quote Originally Posted by outback View Post
    Gotta laugh[emoji23]
    Been using that one since I was 16, 31 yrs ago.
    The newest line is.... Did you hear that guy talkin $#!t behind me?[emoji1]
    Never heard it before, which means I will use it obsessively for several days and weeks now, until my wife and kids threaten to kill me in my sleep if I don't stop using it....just having my protein shake after the gym, fun should ensure with first usage in about 90 to 120 minutes from now....
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    I spend a lot of time here, on the forum, yet, it has been around 50 years since I have stepped foot in a barber shop.
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    Barking Spider is new to me.

    Rat on a motorcycle is the common one here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WW243 View Post
    I spend a lot of time here, on the forum, yet, it has been around 50 years since I have stepped foot in a barber shop.
    Last time I was in a barber shop, I left with a few straights, that he gave me for cleaning and replacing the scales on another.[emoji6]
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    Quote Originally Posted by outback View Post
    Last time I was in a barber shop, I left with a few straights, that he gave me for cleaning and replacing the scales on another.[emoji6]
    Yep, I got a free hair cut and a Rudolf Grah razor for rescaling/honing 3 pieces for my barber.
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    Two ducks in front of two ducks.

    Two ducks behind two ducks.

    Two ducks between two ducks....
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