Thread: off topic anonymous

Originally Posted by Panama60

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No, no, no, you should be thanking me and us free lawn care, you won't have your mow for a few weeks, a nice clean fridge you can put new food in, no more left overs..

Originally Posted by Dieseld

I just need an area about 10x15 for my smoker, preferably in the shade and with a wind block

I vote for brisket

I found this very interesting and quite befuddling. How the Hell!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYqK0x94M1E

Originally Posted by cudarunner

I found this very interesting and quite befuddling. How the Hell!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYqK0x94M1E

You csn also use NAPA 8822 as kitty litter and to pit plants too

Whoever, your choice is my specialty. I'm known for my brisket and it is the #1 request when I cater.
Had Texans tell me it was the best they ever had. Baby back ribs are the second choice of the people that have my cooking

I got this in from a friend, I hope it works as I just copied and pasted from my inbox:

One day a guy was walking down a lonely strip of deserted beach when he stumbled across a lamp. He picked it up, wiped the crud off to see what it was and out popped a genie.

The genie said, "Thank you my kind fellow for setting me free. I'll grant you three wishes but there is one catch to my wishes and that is this----your wife will get double of what you ask for."

The guy was going through a wicked divorce at the time and certainly didn't want his soon to be ex-wife to be a part of this good fortune.

The guy did some serious thinking and said, "Well, Mr. Genie, for my first wish I want 20 million dollars."

The genie said, "Your wish is granted but remember, your wife will get 40 million."

"That's just fine by me and for my second wish I want a 20 room mansion on this beach," said the guy. The genie said, "Remember now my fine fellow, your wife will get a 40 room mansion on this same beach."

The guy smiled and said, "That's fine by me and now for my third wish, I want you to beat me half to death."

I moved 4 tons of rock today, what did you guys do?

I know there is a hone in there somewhere.

Originally Posted by Hirlau

I know there is a hone in there somewhere.

I was hoping to find an Escher at the bottom, but no luck.

If you find one in there,, you know it's a trap.