Thread: off topic anonymous

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Here is a rough draft of Steps:
1. We are victims of Macro Quantuum Physics
2. We are all Kings of the World, but that world is insufferably small.
3. We must decide to turn our lives over to the lowest bidder.
4. If you say you are wrong in public, make sure you say that someone else made you wrong.

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There is a big sinkhole on my family's farm. It's high above a river and I assume it leads down to the river but I have not gotten the nerve to crawl very far down into it.

Would anyone like to mail me a gross of ping pong balls for the next heavy rain?

Originally Posted by Utopian

There is a big sinkhole on my family's farm. It's high above a river and I assume it leads down to the river but I have not gotten the nerve to crawl very far down into it.

Would anyone like to mail me a gross of ping pong balls for the next heavy rain?

How about a little 'Spelunking' instead? Ya I know! Ping Pong Balls would be safer, but also not as intense

Originally Posted by JoeSomebody

Youth and enthusiasm is no match for old age and treachery...

Stupid costs extra

Originally Posted by cudarunner

How about a little 'Spelunking' instead? Ya I know! Ping Pong Balls would be safer, but also not as intense

I've considered it several times, but If I got stuck down there I'd have to lose weight.

Originally Posted by Utopian

There is a big sinkhole on my family's farm. It's high above a river and I assume it leads down to the river but I have not gotten the nerve to crawl very far down into it.

Would anyone like to mail me a gross of ping pong balls for the next heavy rain?

I love crawling into holes in the earth. I have no ping pong balls handy. Have you thought about a bucket of dye? I suppose it would have to be biodegradable. But if it was poisonous the EPA might trace it back for you....

Originally Posted by 32t

I love crawling into holes in the earth. I have no ping pong balls handy. Have you thought about a bucket of dye? I suppose it would have to be biodegradable. But if it was poisonous the EPA might trace it back for you....

The dye may well leach out before reaching the river.

Instead, dump a bucket of Cesium 137 in the hole. It is a strong gamma ray emitter and will peg any functioning Geiger Counter. Wear a lead suit for safety reasons.

Originally Posted by 32t

I love crawling into holes in the earth. I have no ping pong balls handy. Have you thought about a bucket of dye? I suppose it would have to be biodegradable. But if it was poisonous the EPA might trace it back for you....

One large bucket of Kool-Aid powder works well.

Originally Posted by Utopian

There is a big sinkhole on my family's farm. It's high above a river and I assume it leads down to the river but I have not gotten the nerve to crawl very far down into it.
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