Thread: off topic anonymous

Originally Posted by edhewitt

If I get cramp it is always in my right calf. Usually my leg will hurt for days afterwards. They are so painful that it isn't funny. And I can't even shout out as it will wake my neighbours.

Barry your face in the pillow and steam all you like, no one will notice

Originally Posted by whoever

Barry your face in the pillow and steam all you like, no one will notice

I think I would prefer not to Barry any part of my body. Steam might help the cramp I suppose.

Originally Posted by edhewitt

If I get cramp it is always in my right calf. Usually my leg will hurt for days afterwards. They are so painful that it isn't funny. And I can't even shout out as it will wake my neighbours.

Eat more bananas.

Originally Posted by 32t

Eat more bananas.

That would not be terribly hard seeing as I hate them and haven't eaten a whole one for as long as I can remember. I probably had a bit of one once and realized that they were evil. I was also tricked into eating banana loaf. I didn't realize it had banana in but it tasted foul.

Originally Posted by 32t

Eat more bananas.

Quite the pop

Originally Posted by edhewitt

That would not be terribly hard seeing as I hate them and haven't eaten a whole one for as long as I can remember. I probably had a bit of one once and realized that they were evil. I was also tricked into eating banana loaf. I didn't realize it had banana in but it tasted foul.

Have you tried them with a little Vegimite on them?

Originally Posted by 32t

Have you tried them with a little Vegimite on them?

Why would pollute perfectly good vegemite with the faeces of Satan?

Originally Posted by edhewitt

Why would pollute perfectly good vegemite with the faeces of Satan?

Why would you do either

Ed, my friend, you must be the only person in the world who hates bananas.

Seriously, I do not know anyone who does not like a banana.

32t is correct. They do have a lot of potassium. Low potassium levels can cause muscle cramps.

My grandmother hated them too. Her doctor told her to eat a couple a week but I think she only succeeded in eating a couple a year--mainly suspended in Jello molds.