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    I think we all end up composted whether we want it or not.
    "Call me Ishmael"
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    When the mind discography causes confusion: Like most of us (I guess), I have a lot of song fragments left in the incredible shrinking brain. One has become particularly bothersome and frankly, wrong.
    The news occasionally mentions Boko Haram (you know the context). I make those words into Procol Harum. This quickly shifts to:
    'We skipped the light fandango
    Turned cartwheels 'cross the floor'



    "Call me Ishmael"
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    You ain't right Bill
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    Quote Originally Posted by Utopian View Post
    I want to be composted, but my wife vetoed that plan. I'm older than her so odds are she'll have the final say.
    Especially as women live longer than men.
    You could euthanase by jumping into a big chipper pointed at a compost heap that would show her.
    Bread and water can so easily become tea and toast

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    Quote Originally Posted by WW243 View Post
    When the mind discography causes confusion: Like most of us (I guess), I have a lot of song fragments left in the incredible shrinking brain. One has become particularly bothersome and frankly, wrong.
    The news occasionally mentions Boko Haram (you know the context). I make those words into Procol Harum. This quickly shifts to:
    'We skipped the light fandango
    Turned cartwheels 'cross the floor'



    I often find myself singing songs but only using the first letter of each word.
    Bread and water can so easily become tea and toast

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    Quote Originally Posted by edhewitt View Post
    Especially as women live longer than men.
    You could euthanase by jumping into a big chipper pointed at a compost heap that would show her.
    Hirlau and whoever want me to climb down a sinkhole. Ed wants me in a chipper.

    I guess I need to keep working on my social skills!

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    Quote Originally Posted by outback View Post
    You ain't right Bill
    It took me awhile to accept that Mike.
    Now I rejoice in my wrongness.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WW243 View Post
    It took me awhile to accept that Mike.
    Now I rejoice in my wrongness.
    Thats what I enjoy most about you.
    Your eyes must be brown....
    Cause I think your full of [emoji90] ...[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38]
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    Nothings beats an eye watering cramp in the arch of your foot....talk about something that just ain't right ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Utopian View Post
    Hirlau and whoever want me to climb down a sinkhole. Ed wants me in a chipper.

    I guess I need to keep working on my social skills!
    Not true ! The Pinaud has clouded Hirlau's mind and Ed suffers from lack of Marmite is all. Yep....that's it.
    edhewitt, jmercer and outback like this.
    Come along inside,We'll see if tea and buns can make the world a betterplace.~TheWind in the Willow~

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