View Poll Results: hotdog, desert island, dugong, warm bed

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  • hotdog

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  • desert island

    21 18.42%
  • dugong

    15 13.16%
  • warm bed

    51 44.74%
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    Quote Originally Posted by straightshooter1911 View Post
    Did you know that 68% of statistics are made up on the spot?
    And 69% of all people see something dirty in every sentence
    Sometimes I feel normal.
    Then it's time to lay down and wait for it to pass.

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    Avoiding RAD... 1 razor @ a time nzFuzzy's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by straightshooter1911 View Post
    Did you know that 68% of statistics are made up on the spot?
    While marriage is the leading cause of divorce, Smoking is the leading cause of statistics.
    Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics!

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    Quote Originally Posted by nzFuzzy View Post
    While marriage is the leading cause of divorce, Smoking is the leading cause of statistics.
    cigarettes killed my father......and raped my mother! (Family guy joke)
    "still a man hears what he wants to hear, and disregards the rest." Simon unt Garfunkle

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    I posted here expecting to go where I was before I posted but now I see that Ed is there instead! I guess it was the chocolate cake instead of the AK 47 that made the difference in Ed's shave!
    Our house is as Neil left it- an Aladdin’s cave of 'stuff'.

    Kim X

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    Quote Originally Posted by cudarunner View Post
    I posted here expecting to go where I was before I posted but now I see that Ed is there instead! I guess it was the chocolate cake instead of the AK 47 that made the difference in Ed's shave!
    well i like chocolate cake, whereas....
    and my jolly phone died, so i cant check in regularly for a while.
    Bread and water can so easily become tea and toast

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    Quote Originally Posted by edhewitt View Post
    well i like chocolate cake, whereas....
    and my jolly phone died, so i cant check in regularly for a while.
    I was once regular, then the toilet plugged up so I went back to walking back to SRP!
    MickR and 32t like this.
    Our house is as Neil left it- an Aladdin’s cave of 'stuff'.

    Kim X

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    I have one problem area with my shaving routine which takes place in my shaving den surrounded by my favorite creams, soaps, pre shaves, aftershaves, brushes, razors, strops, stones...well the problem is the long whiskers I have on my top lip...at the corners. Someone told me if I shave them off I'll die. That scares me and makes every razor feel like the Grim Reaper but I go ahead and shave anyway carefully avoiding the whiskers. It's good to save money for shaving stuff but I end up spending it on shaving stuff before I save it. Peace Out Brothers.
    "Call me Ishmael"
    CUTS LANE WOOL HAIR LIKE A Saus-AGE!

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    My late friend shaved those whiskars, all I can say is that it is true and it was a lovely service.
    "still a man hears what he wants to hear, and disregards the rest." Simon unt Garfunkle

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    Apparently if you get a barber to shave you just before full moon it will all be good for you, but not so good for him…..
    It is not how much we have, but how much we enjoy, that makes happiness

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    Quote Originally Posted by nzFuzzy View Post
    Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
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    JERRY
    OOOPS! Pass the styptic please.

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