Thread: off topic anonymous

It's raining here! Why don't you ride in our rain?? Besides you long boarded yesterday!

If you sent your rain over here, I will happily ride in it, jump in the puddles that it makes and turn the dirt into nice little mud-pies. If you bring the rain over here personally, I'll even let you join in the fun . Longboarding in the rain isn't good for the longboard, otherwise I would do that too.



Mick

Here I thought that you'd bring your long board for me to touch up it's edge! I'm so confused!

Originally Posted by 32t

Was that me?

I don't know, was it? If you don't know, what hope do I have

I thought the sky was blue so the cows can tell when to stop eating the grass

I played sing star in the back yard last night.

I wish Mayberry was real, because I feel like otis right now!

oops, I didn't mean to put so many emoticons in there, that just goes to show how much I am drunk

maybe I subconsciously meant to put them in, I just found two more half drinking beers around the house that I forgot about. it was a long day, but at this point I don't think I should pick up a straight to cap it off

Otis got run out of Mayberry on a rail the one time he shaved with a straight while he was drunk. It wasn't just drunk shaving but Obie was watching him and he started to tell Obie about his bowel scuttle.