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  1. 02-10-2014, 11:20 AM #581
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    Quote Originally Posted by edhewitt View Post
    A nerdy pirate who likes baking -pie arghhhh squared.
    No. The circumference of an apple is apple pi, duh!
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    Why don't eggs grow on eggplants?
    Bread and water can so easily become tea and toast
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    Quote Originally Posted by edhewitt View Post
    Why don't eggs grow on eggplants?
    What else would chickens have to do all day?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laurens View Post
    What else would chickens have to do all day?
    The eggs are just a decoy, really they are using their beady little eyes to spy on us.
    Bread and water can so easily become tea and toast
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    Quote Originally Posted by edhewitt View Post
    The eggs are just a decoy, really they are using their beady little eyes to spy on us.
    That reminded me of this:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Laurens View Post
    That reminded me of this:

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    I remember making tinfoil hats with my now wife, it seemed like a great idea when we did it
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laurens View Post
    That reminded me of this:

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    I knew a paramedic who made a tinfoil hat for his patient.
    The guy needed to go to hospital but refused to leave his "shielded" house and was worried about the satellites.
    Lateral thinking, tinfoil hat and a trip to hospital... good result all round
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    Quote Originally Posted by nzFuzzy View Post
    I knew a paramedic who made a tinfoil hat for his patient.
    The guy needed to go to hospital but refused to leave his "shielded" house and was worried about the satellites.
    Lateral thinking, tinfoil hat and a trip to hospital... good result all round
    Sounds like that paramedic, was compassionate and practical, hey he isn't McGuyver is he?
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    I discovered that my water cooler thingy (essentially a stubby holder) works really well on bottles of beer, but other people give you odd looks for using it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by edhewitt View Post
    I discovered that my water cooler thingy (essentially a stubby holder) works really well on bottles of beer, but other people give you odd looks for using it.
    Was this at work that you were using it?
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