Thread: off topic anonymous

Originally Posted by nzFuzzy

The Final Proof of the non-Existence of God was proved by a Babel Fish.

Now, it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mind-bogglingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some have chosen to see it as the final proof of the NON-existence of God. The argument goes something like this:

"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."

"But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves that You exist, and so therefore, by Your own arguments, You don't. QED"

"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.

"Oh, that was easy," says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing.

That is for sure one of the greatest wisdoms i've ever read. Hitchhiker by Adams is one of the great ones.

Originally Posted by Laurens

What did you hang with the last one?

Nothing, I will have it as a pet.

That reminds me about a story involving a charter boat, six minnows and a bucket of fresh-mown grass...

Originally Posted by DennisBarberShop

I have bad cat allergies, that would be suicide. I'd have to have a taxidermy Fido.

Varnish could be your friend here

Originally Posted by edhewitt

Varnish could be your friend here

Then it'd look like a wet cat

Originally Posted by Yves81

I feel we are all witness to a life-changing event: the birth of a new species.
The homo offtopicus.
Some of his characteristics:
- is very fond of hobby's that seems strange to others.
- may be serious, but only in extreme circumstances and only for a few seconds.(thirds may also be possible)
- has an explenation for everything.
- is attracted by others of his kind and they group up in the most strange places.
- a straight answer is possible, maybe with an edge but also an answer with a double edge.
- might carry an infectious virus such as: RAD, SAD, HAD, BAD,...

If you have any experience in meeting one of these feel free to add more information.
When encountering one in the future, If you feel uncertain in his proximity, look down and slowly walk away.
But if you seem to like him, you're one as well, so get the party started.

I think one who doesn't like this species will have a very hard time on this forum

Originally Posted by DennisBarberShop

Then it'd look like a wet cat

Not if it was matte varnish

Originally Posted by edhewitt

Not if it was matte varnish

Then it'd look like a cat with dreadlocks...

Originally Posted by DennisBarberShop

Then it'd look like a cat with dreadlocks...

Yeah Mon!!

Originally Posted by edhewitt

Yeah Mon!!

Originally Posted by DennisBarberShop

Then it'd look like a cat with dreadlocks...

Are you talking about smoking pot with your cat?