Originally Posted by
Tack
A man walks into a bar and orders a triple whiskey. As the bartender pours him the drink he remarks, "That's quite a stiff drink. What's wrong?"
After tossing back the drink, the man replied, "I got home early and found my wife having sex with my best friend."
"Wow," said the bartender, as he poured the man a second triple, "No wonder you needed a stiff drink. This second one is on the house."
As the man downed his second triple, the bartender asked him, "What did you do?"
"I walked over to my wife," the man replied, "looked her straight in the eye and told her that we were through and to pack her stuff and get the heck out."
"That makes sense," said the bartender, "but what about your friend?"
The man replied, "I walked over to him, looked him straight in the eye and said, 'BAD DOG!'"
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Tack