^^ that is disgusting...
I have a couple in honor of the first day of school coming up Monday:
What happened to the plants in math class?
-they grew square roots!
What is another name for Santa's elves?
-Subordinate clauses
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^^ that is disgusting...
I have a couple in honor of the first day of school coming up Monday:
What happened to the plants in math class?
-they grew square roots!
What is another name for Santa's elves?
-Subordinate clauses
Wanna hear a joke about Sodium? Na.
Wanna hear a joke about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO.
James.
A couple for the martial artists;
Ukemi , that's how I roll. :p
The psychiatric students were attending their first seminar on emotional extremes.
"Just to establish some parameters," said the leader, "Mr. Nichols, what is the opposite of joy?"
"Sadness," said the student.
"And the opposite of depression, Ms. Biggs?"
"Elation."
"And you sir, how about the opposite of woe?"
Bubba replied, "I believe that would be giddyup."
rs,
Tack
I put my Grandma on speed dial.
You call that Instagram.
Here's a real doozy,
Did you hear the joke about the dull pencil???
It didn't have a point.
wah, wah, wah :shrug: :gth
,,,,,,too much time on the lathe,,,:shrug:
;)