Thread: Clean jokes

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Will Farrel put it nicely:
"You will never realize how weird your friends are till you describe them to someone else!"

Well I know this is a "clean joke" forum and all but come on, where all adults so here is my dirties joke. Mods if you want to remove it or ban me then go ahead. You ready for it, its quite dirty.


Two pigs playing in mud.

Originally Posted by thebigspendur

I'm leaving this here as an example of when a clean joke is not a clean joke and goes over the line. Read it and learn gentlemen.

Use common sense and ask yourself would you want your children to read what you wrote????

Sorry - public shaming accepted.


rs,
Tack

Originally Posted by cosperryan

Well I know this is a "clean joke" forum and all but come on, where all adults so here is my dirties joke. Mods if you want to remove it or ban me then go ahead. You ready for it, its quite dirty.


Two pigs playing in mud.

Isn't that just nature?

2 village idiots were walking down the road ( presumably on their way home from the district village idiots meeting) when one gets run over, the victim says "idiot of Wyre Piddle please would you be so kind as to call me an ambulance".
The idiot of Wyre Piddle replies "why certainly, you my friend are an ambulance"

Hows your vision?

I thought it was fried rats.

Two hobos were walking down the train tracks and were very hungry. Pickings had been slim for men of the road.

They came upon a dead cat that had been whacked by a passing train. One looked at the other, both shrugged and said "Why not?"

Whipping out their forks and knives, they made short work of the deceased feline.

Continuing their journey, they talked about how life had been better in the old days. Food could always be found.

After a period of time one hobo remarked he was not feeling well. In fact, he said he was quite ill. No long after he upchucked the dead cat.

The other hobo danced with glee and whipped out his fork and knife and exclaimed "I knew I would get a hot meal"