Thread: Clean jokes

^^ that is disgusting...

I have a couple in honor of the first day of school coming up Monday:

What happened to the plants in math class?
-they grew square roots!

What is another name for Santa's elves?
-Subordinate clauses

Originally Posted by Tack

Sorry - public shaming accepted.


rs,
Tack

I'm a shame to the public, every time I leave the house,,,,,

Originally Posted by Hirlau

I'm a shame to the public, every time I leave the house,,,,,

And I thought I was doing good to be a shame to my children, it takes a lot of work.

Wanna hear a joke about Sodium? Na.

Wanna hear a joke about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO.

James.

Originally Posted by Jimbo

Wanna hear a joke about Sodium? Na.

Wanna hear a joke about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO.

James.

I see we have sunk to the point of telling bad chemistry jokes, I guess all the good ones argon.

A couple for the martial artists;

Ukemi , that's how I roll.

The psychiatric students were attending their first seminar on emotional extremes.

"Just to establish some parameters," said the leader, "Mr. Nichols, what is the opposite of joy?"

"Sadness," said the student.

"And the opposite of depression, Ms. Biggs?"

"Elation."

"And you sir, how about the opposite of woe?"

Bubba replied, "I believe that would be giddyup."


rs,
Tack

I put my Grandma on speed dial.

You call that Instagram.

Here's a real doozy,

Did you hear the joke about the dull pencil???

It didn't have a point.


wah, wah, wah

,,,,,,too much time on the lathe,,,