Clean jokes

**HARRYWALLY** · 08-22-2015, 09:34 PM

Originally Posted by Hirlau

,,,,,,too much time on the lathe,,,

Probably. Too much time staring at a spinning object....

**Geezer** · 08-22-2015, 10:38 PM

I thought it just lathe there?

**HNSB** · 08-22-2015, 11:41 PM

Turning can really be boring work at times.

**Geezer** · 08-23-2015, 12:00 AM

Originally Posted by HNSB

Turning can really be boring work at times.

Only if you inlet it!

**Ernie1980** · 08-23-2015, 12:15 AM

Originally Posted by guitstik

I see we have sunk to the point of telling bad chemistry jokes, I guess all the good ones argon.

Want to hear a joke about potassium?

K

**rolodave** · 08-23-2015, 12:27 AM

Pasteurize: Too far to see

**32t** · 08-23-2015, 02:05 AM

Originally Posted by rolodave

Pasteurize: Too far to see

If you move a glass of milk past your eyes it is safe to drink.

**Ernie1980** · 08-23-2015, 02:49 AM

Marriage is like a deck of cards. At the start all you need is two hearts and a diamond, but at the end all you will want is a club and a spade.

**guitstik** · 08-23-2015, 04:51 AM

Originally Posted by Ernie1980

Want to hear a joke about potassium?

K

Okay, so you told a chemistry joke, there was no reaction.

**rolodave** · 08-23-2015, 08:55 AM

Stealing someone's coffee is called mugging.

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