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08-25-2015, 01:50 PM #251Contains ingredients
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I just got out of the hospital after a speed reading accident.
I hit a bookmark.
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08-25-2015, 05:17 PM #252Senior Member
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I bought some used paint. It's in the shape of a house.
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08-26-2015, 01:32 AM #253
I suppose you stood there with paint expression on your face?
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
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08-26-2015, 03:40 AM #254Senior Member
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What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?
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08-26-2015, 04:02 AM #255Senior Member
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What did the hammer say after it's practical application exam?
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08-26-2015, 04:27 AM #256Know thyself
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The driver really screwed up.
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08-26-2015, 08:31 AM #257Truth is weirder than any fiction..
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Sailor in the crow's nest..."One pirate ship on the horizon"
Captain to the cabin boy..."Boy, bring me my red jacket for if I get wounded in battle no-one will see me bleed"
Sailor in the crow's nest..."Ten more pirate ships on the horizon"
Captain to the cabin boy..."Boy, bring me my brown trousers......"Into this house we're born, into this world we're thrown ~ Jim Morrison
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08-26-2015, 02:11 PM #258Contains ingredients
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A vitamin C deficiency is apauling.
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08-26-2015, 05:17 PM #259Member
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Two goldfish in a tank. One turns to the other and says "do you know how to drive this thing?"
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08-26-2015, 06:26 PM #260
WHO ARE WE Women
WHAT DO WE WANT We don't know
WHEN DO WE WANT IT NowIf you don't care where you are, you are not lost.
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