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  1. 10-25-2015, 09:29 PM #281
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    What did the grape do when it got stepped on?

    It let out a little whine
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    How do you make a hankie "handkerchief" dance ?

    put a little boogie in it !
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    Two peanuts where walking down the road and one was a salted!
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    ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Name: smiley-laughing021.gif Views: 98 Size: 5.0 KB

    I needed that today Richard,,, Thank You !!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hirlau View Post
    ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Name: smiley-laughing021.gif Views: 98 Size: 5.0 KB
    I needed that today Richard,,, Thank You !!
    I do understand, I am a life long Lunatic. Full moon will get me every time!
    Haven't done a "moon" in a long time!
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    When "mooning" was the craze,,, we used to drive around Boone ,, mooning all the tourists as that checked into the hotels,,,we did it in my yellow Volkswagen Beetle,,, some nights I was a driving,,,, some nights I was a mooning,,,,
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    Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
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    ,,,,,,,,,,,that's true
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    Quote Originally Posted by Geezer View Post
    Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
    Well said! And some people never get there...
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    ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,who you referring to ?
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