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11-05-2015, 02:40 AM #311Senior Member
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Hirlau is a bad influence,,,,
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I like the way the commas are the most common way to meet the 10 character limit.
What's wrong with
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I'm going to start a new trend!
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A termite walks into a bar and asks "is the bar tender here?"
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11-05-2015, 03:14 AM #314Senior Member
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I've heard that many times before & it still gets a laugh outta me ,,,
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11-05-2015, 11:33 AM #315illegitimum non carborundum
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Originally Posted by Utopian
I like the way the commas are the most common way to meet the 10 character limit.
What's wrong with
-/:;()$&@?
I'm going to start a new trend!See? Originally Posted by Hirlau
$%%#*(*&%$$^^&
I knew it would catch on.
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11-05-2015, 02:04 PM #316
While talking about meditation techniques, a Zen master once said to me, "Do the opposite of whatever I tell you." So I didn't.
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
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A Buddhist walked into a burger shop and said make me one with everything.
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Just heard the news that the guy that wrote the song "do the hokey pokey" died. It all went fine at the funeral home until they went to put him in the coffin. First they put his left foot in.......
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Why should you never buy a vacuum cleaner from a Buddhist ?
Because they have no attachments.“The white gleam of swords, not the black ink of books, clears doubts and uncertainties and bleak outlooks.”
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