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10-28-2015, 07:34 PM #291Senior Member
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Originally Posted by Hirlau
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What is red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint
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10-28-2015, 07:41 PM #292'with that said'
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A mushroom goes to a dance and asks a girl to dance.
She says "I can't dance with you cause your a mushroom";
The mushroom replies; "That's true but I am a fungi".
From some children's show when my kids were very young.Our house is as Neil left it- an Aladdins cave of 'stuff'.
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10-28-2015, 09:24 PM #293Senior Member
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Okay, this is probably the cleanest joke I can remember: What kind of bees give milk?
Answer: Boobees (or boobies?).
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10-28-2015, 09:43 PM #294Senior Member
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Originally Posted by Ernie1980
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What is red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint
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10-29-2015, 01:52 AM #295
I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me.
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
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10-30-2015, 04:31 PM #296Senior Member
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I stayed up all night trying to figure out where the sun was, and then it dawned on me.
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How does NASA organize a party?
They planet
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10-31-2015, 03:11 PM #298
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
- Oscar Wilde
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An elderly Irish gentleman was stopped by the police as he was walking down the street at 2am and they asked him what he was doing.
"I'm going to a lecture about the perils of alcohol, smoking and late nights."
And who would be giving such a lecture at this time in the morning?
"Oh that'll be the Wife"The D in DMA is Duncan, my name.
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