Thread: Clean jokes

Originally Posted by rolodave

Seen on a shop wall:

Do as I tell you for I am a sign.

There was a great song long ago: Signs, signs everywhere signs... or something like that.

And the sign said "Long hair freaky people need not apply"..

Good song, Five Man Electrical Band


rs,
Tack

I'm getting to the age to resemble that.

Born free -- taxed to death.

Originally Posted by Geezer

Bumper sticker:
If you observe this vehicle being operated in an unsafe manner, please try to think of it as one more anomoly in the cosmic order.

We have lots of "anomolies in the cosmic order" where I live, unfortunately.

There are 10 kind of guys around: The ones who understand binary, and the ones who don't.

Originally Posted by Razorfeld

I'm getting to the age to resemble that.

Yep, it occurs to me that I know a lot of old people jokes. I wonder what that means.


rs,
Tack

Originally Posted by Tack

Yep, it occurs to me that I know a lot of old people jokes. I wonder what that means.


rs,
Tack

It means you can call people, Sunny.
Example: cause your getting old, sunny[emoji1]

Mike..

Bedgasm (n)

A feeling of euphoria experienced when climbing into bed at the end of a very long day.

Originally Posted by rolodave

Bedgasm (n)
A feeling of euphoria experienced when climbing into bed at the end of a very long day.

~Why wait?? Naps are precious!~

Originally Posted by Geezer

~Why wait?? Naps are precious!~

Until the boss catches you.