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    She won't see it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Utopian View Post

    I don't get it.
    Did you forget the punchline?
    Is no punchline.she was Blind and was deaf,but she was not dumb,she most likly had an I:Q far above yours
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    Quote Originally Posted by pixelfixed View Post
    Is no punchline.she was Blind and was deaf,but she was not dumb,she most likly had an I:Q far above yours
    Hell yeah!
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    I rest my case.

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    It's easy for me to remember my I.Q. ,,, its the same as my belt size,, fourty-two,,,,
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    Quote Originally Posted by pixelfixed View Post
    Is no punchline.she was Blind and was deaf,but she was not dumb,she most likly had an I:Q far above yours
    I believe the phrase, "dumb", was the old expression for mute, as she was blind, deaf, and mute.

    But yes, a brilliant woman who demonstrates that overcoming challenges or adversity, no matter how difficult they appear, are always a matter of choice and will.
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    A physicist gets pulled over by a cop. The cop asks "Do you know how fast you were going?" The physicist replies "No idea, but I know exactly where I was."
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    Did he have a cat in the trunk?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tack View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Utopian View Post
    Did he have a cat in the trunk?
    Yes and no.
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