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08-13-2015, 01:46 AM #141Senior Member
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because theres no punch line
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08-13-2015, 02:06 AM #142Razor Vulture
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HAR!
Geezer likes this."Don't be stubborn. You are missing out."
I rest my case.
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08-13-2015, 02:13 AM #143
Oh dear... Originally Posted by cosperryan
Geezer likes this.Bread and water can so easily become tea and toast
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08-13-2015, 02:18 AM #144Senior Member
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Almost matches your elephant joke setup. Originally Posted by edhewitt
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08-13-2015, 02:27 AM #145Razor Vulture
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................Gawd! Brilliance. Originally Posted by edhewitt
Geezer likes this."Don't be stubborn. You are missing out."
I rest my case.
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08-13-2015, 04:28 AM #146Know thyself
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Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven ate nine.Geezer likes this.
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08-13-2015, 04:45 AM #147Senior Member
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Visual more than verbal :
http://straightrazorplace.com/workshop/18504-welcome-workshop-how-do-i-where-do-i-what-do-i-answers-here.html
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08-13-2015, 09:32 AM #148
Girls are more important? Originally Posted by Hirlau
If you don't care where you are, you are not lost.
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08-13-2015, 09:33 AM #149
Finally, something original! Originally Posted by bongo
Visual more than verbal :
If you don't care where you are, you are not lost.
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08-13-2015, 09:38 AM #150Senior Member
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Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'" "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is it common?" Well, "It's Not Unusual."
Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," says Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.
An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.SRP. Where the Wits aren't always as sharp as the Razors
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