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10-25-2015, 02:56 AM #1King of the Shorties
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A three legged dog walks into a bar and says...
"I'm lookin' fer the man who shot my paw..."Recovered Razor Addict
(Just kidding, I have one incoming...)
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10-25-2015, 03:31 AM #2
And...thereby hangs a tail!
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
- Oscar Wilde
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10-25-2015, 09:29 PM #3Senior Member
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What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
It let out a little whine
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11-07-2015, 03:17 PM #4Senior Member
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What did the pirates do when they finally came ashore....
They opened marinas..
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11-07-2015, 03:19 PM #5Senior Member
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Boat....
Is not a word, it's an abbreviation for...
Break
Out
Another
Thousand
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11-07-2015, 03:25 PM #6Senior Member
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Really it is a hole in the water that you throw money into.
Originally Posted by outback
It's not what you know, it's who you take fishing!
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11-09-2015, 12:07 PM #7Senior Member
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My mate Gavin just recently died from heartburn.
Can't believe that Gaviscon.
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11-09-2015, 04:14 PM #8Senior Member
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What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roamin Catholic
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11-10-2015, 01:52 AM #9Contains ingredients
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Few people know that Penn Gillette (of Penn and Teller) comes from a small town where two of his aunts run a pie shop. They make great apple pies at low prices. No one else in town can compete with the pie rates of Penn's aunts.
rs,
TackI have great faith in fools - self confidence my friends call it.
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11-24-2015, 02:33 PM #10Likes to 'Flic' his whiskers
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Y'know how I ran away with the circus when I was little and they made me bring it back? Well, they really liked me.I was the only one who could get the tent back in the bag!
An apple a day keeps the doctor away....if you throw it hard enough.
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