Thread: Clean jokes

Dog:
I'm just saying if we evolved from wolves, then why are there still wolves?

Originally Posted by rolodave

Dog:
I'm just saying if we evolved from wolves, then why are there still wolves?

It's a dog eat dog world!

A Texas cowboy and his bride ask the hotel desk clerk for a room, telling him they just got married that morning.

"Congratulations!" says the clerk.

Looking at the cowboy, he asks, "Would you like the bridal then?"

"Aw, no thanks," says the cowboy. "I reckon I'll just hold her by the ears 'til she gets the hang of it."


rs,
Tack

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Tried to make a reservation at the library. Couldn't get one though, they were fully booked.

Yesterday, scientists revealed that beer contains small amounts of female hormones. In a study to test this theory, 100 men were fed 12 beers each and it was observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, couldn't drive, and refused to apologize when wrong.  No further testing is planned.


rs,
Tack

Why can't you trust an atom?

They make up everything

A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever.

Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there’s a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers.

Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there’s a large limo line at the rental office, but he’s patient and gets the job done.

Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and brings its over to her immediately.

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