Thread: Clean jokes

What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?
Iron Man is a superhero..
Iron Woman is a command!

Why do brides wear white?
So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances!

Originally Posted by tintin

Why do brides wear white?
So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances!

OMG LOL.....

So yesterday in traffic I saw this woman that had a bumper sticker that said, "choose kindness."

I was so moved by it that when we got to the light I pulled alongside her and rolled down the window and said to her,

"HEY!...UP YOUR'S LADY!"

A man goes in for a job interview. He sits down with the manager.

The manager asks, "So, tell me three positive things about yourself."

The man responds, "Well, I am really focused to get a job done efficiently and correctly, I work well with others, and I don't spend time with office gossip."

The manager says, "That all sounds wonderful. Now tell me one negative thing about yourself."

The man responds, "Well, I'm brutally honest."

The manager says, "I don't think that being honest is a negative."

The man stands up and shouts back, "I DON'T GIVE A DAMN WHAT YOU THINK!"

We're getting sloppy guys.

Before you post here ask yourself is this a really "Clean Joke" or is it gonna pi**off someone with good reason.

I'm not gonna remove the bride "joke" but if we had women on the site you'd get an earful.

I understand.

I work in a hospital that is definatly a female dominated society.

Not the same as around here.

I'm never going to look at Harrison Ford in the same way again.

A mother and her toddler are walking on the beach. Suddenly a large wave crashes on shore and sweeps the child out to sea. The mother, distressed and distraught, looks toward the sky.

"Please!", she shouts toward the sky, "If anybody is up there, please save my child!"

Suddenly, the clouds part and an Albatross swoops out of the clouds. The large bird flies directly toward the child, grabs the toddler with his large bill and flies him to safety right next to his mother, depositing the child gently at his mother's feet.

The mother looks at the child and then looks back up to the sky and says, "Excuse me, but I think you forgot something. My child was wearing a hat!"

Originally Posted by markbignosekelly

I'm never going to look at Harrison Ford in the same way again.

My harmless funny joke has been removed, I wonder why, I didn't realise I was posting on a North Korean Forum, If one more of my posts are removed, then I will be removing myself.