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05-31-2021, 02:50 AM #601Senior Member
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I would not use the number 288.
I won't tell you why because it is two gross.......
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05-31-2021, 07:35 AM #602Truth is weirder than any fiction..
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Two blondes on opposite sides of a raging river..
Sharon yells " Excuse me, how do I get to the other side?"
Karen looks over and yells back
" You're already on the other side you stupid cow.."Into this house we're born, into this world we're thrown ~ Jim Morrison
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05-31-2021, 01:59 PM #603Senior Member
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President Biden was told by an aid that 3 Brazilian people had just died of covid and he started crying hysterically. After he calmed down he asked his aid, "Remind me. How many zeros in a brazilian?"
Iron by iron is sharpened, And a man sharpens the face of his friend. PR 27:17
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06-01-2021, 01:01 AM #604'with that said'
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One good blonde joke deserves another:
Originally Posted by Grazor
A blonde announces she's going to become the first female astronaut to land on the sun.
An interview says; You can't do that! You'll be incinerated by the heat of the sun long before you get there.
The blonde replies; I'm no fool! I'll be landing at night!
Our house is as Neil left it- an Aladdins cave of 'stuff'.
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06-11-2021, 02:32 PM #605Senior Member
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I think the punch line qualifies this joke for this forum.
David
“Shared sorrow is lessened, shared joy is increased”
― Spider Robinson, Callahan's Crosstime Saloon
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01-18-2022, 10:45 PM #606Truth is weirder than any fiction..
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My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me, "I feel horrible; I look old,fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment." I replied, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."
Into this house we're born, into this world we're thrown ~ Jim Morrison
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04-04-2022, 12:37 AM #607Truth is weirder than any fiction..
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My son came home distressed, his teacher said he was failing his ethics course.
I suggested slipping him an envelope with a $50 in it..Into this house we're born, into this world we're thrown ~ Jim Morrison
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04-09-2022, 03:03 PM #608Senior Member
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How Women have changed over the years.
“Wherever you’re going never take an idiot with you, you can always find one when you get there.”
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04-27-2022, 04:45 PM #609Senior Member
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^
David
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04-28-2022, 11:09 PM #610Senior Member
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