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    I would not use the number 288.

    I won't tell you why because it is two gross.......
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    Two blondes on opposite sides of a raging river..
    Sharon yells " Excuse me, how do I get to the other side?"
    Karen looks over and yells back
    " You're already on the other side you stupid cow.."
    Into this house we're born, into this world we're thrown ~ Jim Morrison

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    President Biden was told by an aid that 3 Brazilian people had just died of covid and he started crying hysterically. After he calmed down he asked his aid, "Remind me. How many zeros in a brazilian?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grazor View Post
    Two blondes on opposite sides of a raging river..
    Sharon yells " Excuse me, how do I get to the other side?"
    Karen looks over and yells back
    " You're already on the other side you stupid cow.."
    One good blonde joke deserves another:

    A blonde announces she's going to become the first female astronaut to land on the sun.

    An interview says; You can't do that! You'll be incinerated by the heat of the sun long before you get there.

    The blonde replies; I'm no fool! I'll be landing at night!
    Our house is as Neil left it- an Aladdin’s cave of 'stuff'.

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    I think the punch line qualifies this joke for this forum.
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    My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me, "I feel horrible; I look old,fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment." I replied, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."
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    My son came home distressed, his teacher said he was failing his ethics course.
    I suggested slipping him an envelope with a $50 in it..
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    How Women have changed over the years.
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    “Wherever you’re going never take an idiot with you, you can always find one when you get there.”

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