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03-09-2020, 11:19 AM #501Senior Member
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At the 9th(!) wedding of an acquaintance, I was asked why the groom kept taking the plunge.
Reply: "He just loves that new wife smell."
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03-24-2020, 04:56 PM #502Senior Member
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Topical —
David
“Shared sorrow is lessened, shared joy is increased”
― Spider Robinson, Callahan's Crosstime Saloon
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03-24-2020, 08:59 PM #503Senior Member
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You can easily tell the sex of an ant by dropping it in a glass of water. If it sinks, then it is a girl. If it floats then it's boy ant.
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03-25-2020, 02:11 AM #504Skeptical Member
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Good one. Even I got this one and had a good chuckle.
It's just Sharpening, right?
Jerry...
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03-25-2020, 03:09 PM #505Senior Member
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So this guy tries to get into a fancy place but he can't get in because he doesn't have a tie so he goes out to his car and wraps his jumper cables around his neck . The Maitre D says to him "alright I'll let you in. Just don't start anything."
Iron by iron is sharpened, And a man sharpens the face of his friend. PR 27:17
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03-31-2020, 08:47 PM #506Senior Member
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An exciting investment opportunity! Get in on the hottest trend!
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03-31-2020, 09:16 PM #507Senior Member
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Where is your patent number?
Originally Posted by tintin
An exciting investment opportunity! Get in on the hottest trend!
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04-02-2020, 01:48 PM #508Senior Member
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An outcome of self-isolating?
David
“Shared sorrow is lessened, shared joy is increased”
― Spider Robinson, Callahan's Crosstime Saloon
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04-05-2020, 10:41 AM #509Truth is weirder than any fiction..
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What do you call 100 politicians at the bottom of the ocean?
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A good start...Into this house we're born, into this world we're thrown ~ Jim Morrison
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04-06-2020, 10:55 AM #510Senior Member
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Everyone join in.
David
“Shared sorrow is lessened, shared joy is increased”
― Spider Robinson, Callahan's Crosstime Saloon
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