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    At the 9th(!) wedding of an acquaintance, I was asked why the groom kept taking the plunge.

    Reply: "He just loves that new wife smell."
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    “I think I’ll pass on the 72 virgins.
    I’m not that into prude chicks.”

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    Topical —

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    David
    “Shared sorrow is lessened, shared joy is increased”
    ― Spider Robinson, Callahan's Crosstime Saloon

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    You can easily tell the sex of an ant by dropping it in a glass of water. If it sinks, then it is a girl. If it floats then it's boy ant.

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    Good one. Even I got this one and had a good chuckle.
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    It's just Sharpening, right?
    Jerry...

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    So this guy tries to get into a fancy place but he can't get in because he doesn't have a tie so he goes out to his car and wraps his jumper cables around his neck . The Maitre D says to him "alright I'll let you in. Just don't start anything."
    Iron by iron is sharpened, And a man sharpens the face of his friend. PR 27:17

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    An exciting investment opportunity! Get in on the hottest trend!
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    Quote Originally Posted by tintin View Post
    An exciting investment opportunity! Get in on the hottest trend!
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    Where is your patent number?
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    An outcome of self-isolating?

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    David
    “Shared sorrow is lessened, shared joy is increased”
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    Q..
    What do you call 100 politicians at the bottom of the ocean?

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    A good start...
    Into this house we're born, into this world we're thrown ~ Jim Morrison

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    Everyone join in.

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    David
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