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07-31-2015, 03:35 AM #1Senior Member
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Clean jokes
how about sharing some good family friendly jokes? I will get started, and it's even forum related!
What did one razor say to the other?
- wow you are looking sharp today
I know, I know...
If you have one that's better share it here!
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07-31-2015, 07:31 PM #2Senior Member
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Sadly, I don't know any clean jokes.
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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?"
What is a ghost's favourite food? A sand-witch.
How do you know an elephant has been in your fridge? The footprints in the jello.
Why do doctors recommend you do not eat Christmas decorations? Because you'll get tinsel-itus.
Why did the octopus blush? Because the sea weed.
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How do you hide an elephant in a cherry tree?
Paint its toenails red."Ignorance is preferable to error, and he is less remote from the truth who believes nothing than he who believes what is wrong."-Thomas Jefferson (Notes on Virginia, 1782)
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what did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!
two cannibals in a forest are eating a clown, the one says to the other,"does this taste funny to you?"
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07-31-2015, 11:25 PM #6Senior Member
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What is the name of a man with no arms or legs that is laying in front of a door?
-Matt
what is the same man is floating in a pool?
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07-31-2015, 11:27 PM #7
The OP said clean jokes not ancient history stuff. The last time I heard some of these I think it was Henny Youngman who told them and he's been dead for 20 years.
Har har.No matter how many men you kill you can't kill your successor-Emperor Nero
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07-31-2015, 09:09 PM #8Senior Member
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I thought elephant in the fridge was footprints in the butter?
"Ignorance is preferable to error, and he is less remote from the truth who believes nothing than he who believes what is wrong."-Thomas Jefferson (Notes on Virginia, 1782)
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08-07-2015, 09:59 PM #9Truth is weirder than any fiction..
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An Atheist walked into a bar with God, Odin and Zeus,
The barman turned to serve him and said,
"Drinking alone again I see..."Into this house we're born, into this world we're thrown ~ Jim Morrison
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08-07-2015, 10:32 PM #10Know thyself
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Once I told an engineer a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.
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