Thread: Clean jokes

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Ladies and gentlemen, hobos and tramps , cross eyed mosquitoes and bow legged ants. As I come before you,
To stand behind you,
I’m going to tell you a story I know nothing about.
One fine morning in the middle of the night three dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other.
If you don’t believe the story I just told you ,go ask the blind man who saw it all!

Originally Posted by JoeSomebody

Ladies and gentlemen, hobos and tramps , cross eyed mosquitoes and bow legged ants. As I come before you,
To stand behind you,
I’m going to tell you a story I know nothing about.
One fine morning in the middle of the night three dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other.
If you don’t believe the story I just told you ,go ask the blind man who saw it all!

Here's the tune by Dave Delmonte:

https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=320831278996495

Lol! I didn’t know there was a song. I’ve been telling that joke since 6 th grade. And that was a long time ago...

I hadn't ever heard the 'Poem' but when I played it for my youngest brother he said a friend of his dad had told the them the poem and that was when they were in high school back in the mid '70's. However he said the friend's dad didn't have as many lines as this song does.

Still quite a tale using contradictions.

Life is hilariously strange sometimes, I graduated in1979! Thanks for the laughs Cuda!

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