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08-08-2015, 01:05 AM #81
Man: Talk dirty to me.
Woman: I've been wearing this bra for six weeks.If you don't care where you are, you are not lost.
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08-08-2015, 01:07 AM #82
My philosophy for dating is just to fart right away .
If you don't care where you are, you are not lost.
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08-08-2015, 02:26 AM #83
48. What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Elephino!
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
- Oscar Wilde
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08-08-2015, 02:41 AM #84Razor Vulture
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If an elephant's front legs are doing 40 MPH, what are his hind legs doing??
Hauling Ass!
"Don't be stubborn. You are missing out."
I rest my case.
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08-08-2015, 02:55 AM #85I love Burls....... and Acrylic
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Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel coming out of his zipper. Bartender says "you have a steering wheel coming out of your zipper."
Pirate says "Arrrrrrrr, it's driving me nuts!"Burls, Girls, and all things that Swirl....
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08-08-2015, 03:06 AM #86barba crescit caput nescit
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Thought this one was funny.....
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08-08-2015, 03:11 AM #89Razor Vulture
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.................................................. ............... Originally Posted by Phrank
Thought this one was funny.....
rolodave likes this."Don't be stubborn. You are missing out."
I rest my case.
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08-08-2015, 03:14 AM #90Senior Member
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Tom, that Pirate of yours wouldn't have lasted a week on board ship,,,
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