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08-17-2015, 09:18 AM #181Truth is weirder than any fiction..
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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.....
Ba da boom tish!Geezer likes this.Into this house we're born, into this world we're thrown ~ Jim Morrison
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08-17-2015, 09:19 AM #182Truth is weirder than any fiction..
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Into this house we're born, into this world we're thrown ~ Jim Morrison
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08-17-2015, 11:31 AM #183< Banned User >
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I've just started a new business making exploding prayer mats: business is booming as prophets go through the roof.
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08-17-2015, 11:45 AM #184Senior Member
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well at first I didn't really get it and then I started reading it faster and then of course the tv had a show on that mike tyson was guest starring on and it clicked after that.
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08-17-2015, 01:46 PM #185Contains ingredients
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A minister was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas. After the take off, drink orders were taken. The cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen whores than let liquor touch my lips."
The cowboy handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too. I didn't know we had a choice."
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08-17-2015, 02:09 PM #186
Bumper sticker:
If you observe this vehicle being operated in an unsafe manner, please try to think of it as one more anomoly in the cosmic order.Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
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08-17-2015, 04:08 PM #187Member
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A man walks into a pet shop "Hello I'd like to buy a wasp please."
Owner " We don't sell wasps sir. There's no demand"
Man "But you've got one in the window?"
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08-17-2015, 09:52 PM #188
I didn't know that they displayed the East Coast's Upper Crust in pet shops!?!? Originally Posted by CMOT
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08-17-2015, 10:10 PM #189
Seen on a shop wall:
Do as I tell you for I am a sign.
There was a great song long ago: Signs, signs everywhere signs... or something like that.If you don't care where you are, you are not lost.
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08-18-2015, 01:53 PM #190Contains ingredients
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A 90-year old man said to his doctor, "You know, I've never felt better and I have an 18-year old wife who is pregnant with my child. What do you think of that?"
The doctor replied, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day he was in a hurry and picked up his umbrella instead of his gun by mistake. When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver. He raised his umbrella and went "bang, bang, bang", and the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?"
The 90-year old said, "I'd say somebody else shot the beaver."
The doctor said, "My point exactly".
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