Thread: Clean jokes

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.....

Ba da boom tish!

I've just started a new business making exploding prayer mats: business is booming as prophets go through the roof.

Originally Posted by Tack

Heh, I wondered how many would get it. Gold star!


rs,
Tack

well at first I didn't really get it and then I started reading it faster and then of course the tv had a show on that mike tyson was guest starring on and it clicked after that.

A minister was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas. After the take off, drink orders were taken. The cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink.

He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen whores than let liquor touch my lips."

The cowboy handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too. I didn't know we had a choice."


rs,
Tack

Bumper sticker:
If you observe this vehicle being operated in an unsafe manner, please try to think of it as one more anomoly in the cosmic order.

A man walks into a pet shop "Hello I'd like to buy a wasp please."
Owner " We don't sell wasps sir. There's no demand"
Man "But you've got one in the window?"

Originally Posted by CMOT

A man walks into a pet shop "Hello I'd like to buy a wasp please."
Owner " We don't sell wasps sir. There's no demand"
Man "But you've got one in the window?"

I didn't know that they displayed the East Coast's Upper Crust in pet shops!?!?
~Richard

Seen on a shop wall:

Do as I tell you for I am a sign.

There was a great song long ago: Signs, signs everywhere signs... or something like that.

A 90-year old man said to his doctor, "You know, I've never felt better and I have an 18-year old wife who is pregnant with my child. What do you think of that?"

The doctor replied, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day he was in a hurry and picked up his umbrella instead of his gun by mistake. When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver. He raised his umbrella and went "bang, bang, bang", and the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?"

The 90-year old said, "I'd say somebody else shot the beaver."

The doctor said, "My point exactly".


rs,
Tack