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    And then I said to him "It is either me or the motorcycle"

    "It was the longest burnout I have ever seen"
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    I am ashamed........these jokes actually make me chuckle......em...hrumph !
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    Quote Originally Posted by guitstik View Post
    Geezer, you must have gone to high school with Mosses because those jokes are just that old
    Yes, quite, He was one of my best students!

    ~Richard
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    How do you know that an elephant has been in your fridge?




    Footprints in the butter
    Bread and water can so easily become tea and toast

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    Q. Who did the dyslexic devil worshipper sell his soul to ?
    A. Santa !!
    http://straightrazorplace.com/workshop/18504-welcome-workshop-how-do-i-where-do-i-what-do-i-answers-here.html

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    Don't tell me how to do my job, or I might do exactly what you say!
    Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
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    Quote Originally Posted by edhewitt View Post
    How do you know that an elephant has been in your fridge?




    Footprints in the butter
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    How do you know when 2 elephants have been in your fridge?




    2 sets of footprints in the butter
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    Bread and water can so easily become tea and toast

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    Walk???. . . I thought you said Wok the dog!
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