Man: Talk dirty to me.
Woman: I've been wearing this bra for six weeks.
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Man: Talk dirty to me.
Woman: I've been wearing this bra for six weeks.
My philosophy for dating is just to fart right away .
48. What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Elephino!
If an elephant's front legs are doing 40 MPH, what are his hind legs doing??
Hauling Ass! :D
Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel coming out of his zipper. Bartender says "you have a steering wheel coming out of your zipper."
Pirate says "Arrrrrrrr, it's driving me nuts!"
Thought this one was funny.....;)
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Tom, that Pirate of yours wouldn't have lasted a week on board ship,,,:rofl2: