How do two Blond Bimbettes change an overhead Lightbulb?
One to hold the bulb,The other to turn the ladder:)
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How do two Blond Bimbettes change an overhead Lightbulb?
One to hold the bulb,The other to turn the ladder:)
How do you know an elephant has been at your computer?
Let's eat Grandma.
Or
Let's eat, Grandma.
Comas can save lives, see grammar is important.
Two engineers standing at a flagpole, muttering to each other. A physicist walks over and asks them what the problem is. They explain that they need to measure the height of the flagpole, but only have a tape measure, and it keeps bending before reaching the top. The physicist takes walks to the flagpole and pulls the pin at its base, causing it to fall over. He takes the tape measure from one engineer, measures the pole, and calls out the result. One engineer turns to the other and says "Typical physicist! We want the height and he gives us the length!"
How do you know when 3 elephants have been in the fridge?
3 sets of footprints in the butter
How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?
Open the door, put him in and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?
Open the door pull out the elephant, put the giraffe in and close the door.
If all the animals in the jungle go to a party, who is not there?
The giraffe because he is in the refrigerator.
How do you cross a man eating alligator infested river?
Swim, all of the alligators are at the party.
No, the party is inebriated with them. And since there is no man at the party...they are really hungry and may raid the refrigerator.
How do two very High Dollor Silcone valley wives Change a light bulb,Two
One to make the martinis,one to call PG&E.