You're losing your mind. I saw it running down the hall about 10 minutes ago.
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You're losing your mind. I saw it running down the hall about 10 minutes ago.
You're not going to believe this, so I'm not going to tell you.
What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits your windshield?
It's butt. :)
Just google images for bunny suicides!
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How do you get 4 elephants into a little red mini?
2 in the back and 2 in the front
He needs a shave and some clean clothes.
Mildred was a 93 year old woman who was despondent over the recent death of her husband and decided that she would just kill herself and join him in the hereafter.
Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out her husband's old Army pistol and decided to shoot herself in the heart since it was so badly broken anyway.
Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden to her family, she called her doctor's office to ask just exactly where the heart would be. "On a woman," the doctor said, "the heart would be just below the left breast."
Later that afternoon, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to the knee.
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Tack