Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because it has a silent pee.
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Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because it has a silent pee.
Yep, Cliffy was my favorite character (along with Coach). He was always interjecting some off the wall comment into a conversation.
Cliff: "I didn't get to go to my prom. I was going to but I had a teenage problem come up."
Frasier: "Acne?"
Cliff: "Hysterical blindness."
(And that was the setup for another great scene later.)
Cheers and Taxi might be the best comedy shows ever.
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Tack
An Atheist walked into a bar with God, Odin and Zeus,
The barman turned to serve him and said,
"Drinking alone again I see..."
Once I told an engineer a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.
Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off? It reads "Small medium at large."
What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything.
76. What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic? Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.
When I was a kid people used to cover me in chocolate and cream and
put a cherry on my head. Yeah, life was tough in the gateau.
Due to a water shortage in Ireland , Dublin swimming baths have
announced they are closing lanes 7 and 8
A man walks into a bar and orders a cheeseburger and fries. Bartender brings his food and says "Can I get you anything else?"
The man says "Bring me some potassium."
Bartender says "K."