Page 49 of 68 FirstFirst ... 3945464748495051525359 ... LastLast
Results 481 to 490 of 675
Like Tree2531Likes

Thread: Clean jokes

  1. 07-25-2019, 02:48 AM #481
    thebigspendur
    thebigspendur is offline
    The Hurdy Gurdy Man thebigspendur's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2005
    Location
    New Mexico
    Posts
    33,038
    Thanked: 5020
    Blog Entries
    4

    Default

    The more you take away the larger it becomes. What is it?




    A hole.
    32t and MikeB52 like this.
    No matter how many men you kill you can't kill your successor-Emperor Nero
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  2. 10-22-2019, 02:33 AM #482
    thebigspendur
    thebigspendur is offline
    The Hurdy Gurdy Man thebigspendur's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2005
    Location
    New Mexico
    Posts
    33,038
    Thanked: 5020
    Blog Entries
    4

    Default

    Did you hear about the butcher who backed into his meat grinder?

    He got a little behind in his work.
    rolodave and MikeB52 like this.
    No matter how many men you kill you can't kill your successor-Emperor Nero
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  3. 10-22-2019, 03:54 AM #483
    ReardenSteel
    ReardenSteel is offline
    Sharp as a spoon. ReardenSteel's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2009
    Location
    Nowhere in particular
    Posts
    2,410
    Thanked: 472

    Default

    Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?



    It got stuck in a crack...
    Why doesn't the taco truck drive around the neighborhood selling tacos & margaritas???
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  4. 10-22-2019, 10:05 AM #484
    tintin
    tintin is offline
    Senior Member blabbermouth tintin's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2013
    Location
    archbold ohio
    Posts
    2,375
    Thanked: 546

    Default

    one of my Mexican friends is a magician. Yesterday he had to show me a new trick. He said "watch this, on the count of three i will disappear. Uno, dos" and poof! he was gone without a tres!
    32t, rolodave and MikeB52 like this.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  5. 10-22-2019, 11:43 AM #485
    nipper
    nipper is offline
    Senior Member nipper's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2010
    Location
    Chapel Hill,NC
    Posts
    709
    Thanked: 262

    Default

    Did you hear about the lady that backed into the airplane propeller? Disaster.
    Geezer, rolodave, Raol and 3 others like this.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  6. 11-14-2019, 09:17 AM #486
    DZEC
    DZEC is offline
    Senior Member blabbermouth
    Join Date
    Feb 2018
    Location
    Manotick, Ontario, Canada
    Posts
    2,785
    Thanked: 556

    Default

    What I meant to say was ,,,
    Name: 5E5D3AF6-9561-4AC0-95F9-FD2D06CC676D.jpg Views: 162 Size: 52.1 KB
    Geezer, 32t, rolodave and 5 others like this.
    David
    “Shared sorrow is lessened, shared joy is increased”
    ― Spider Robinson, Callahan's Crosstime Saloon
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  7. 12-09-2019, 07:58 PM #487
    CMOT
    CMOT is offline
    Member CMOT's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2013
    Location
    County Durham, UK
    Posts
    82
    Thanked: 18

    Default

    Someone stole our doorbell last night. I'm not too upset but it has had a knock on effect.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  8. 12-10-2019, 11:04 PM #488
    tintin
    tintin is offline
    Senior Member blabbermouth tintin's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2013
    Location
    archbold ohio
    Posts
    2,375
    Thanked: 546

    Default

    someone broke into my garage last night and stole my limbo pole. I mean, how low can you go?
    32t, rolodave, RezDog and 2 others like this.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  9. 12-30-2019, 12:36 PM #489
    DZEC
    DZEC is offline
    Senior Member blabbermouth
    Join Date
    Feb 2018
    Location
    Manotick, Ontario, Canada
    Posts
    2,785
    Thanked: 556

    Default

    Supplied by a friend:

    Name: 2C8E661A-BD29-4D25-B5E8-0BF097D8B9EE.jpg Views: 141 Size: 41.1 KB
    32t, Speedster, RezDog and 2 others like this.
    David
    “Shared sorrow is lessened, shared joy is increased”
    ― Spider Robinson, Callahan's Crosstime Saloon
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  10. 12-31-2019, 03:08 PM #490
    rolodave
    rolodave is offline
    Moderator rolodave's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2011
    Location
    Racine, WI USA
    Posts
    7,771
    Thanked: 1937
    Blog Entries
    1

    Default

    My wife is a seismologists
    She is great at finding faults
    If you don't care where you are, you are not lost.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Forum Rules