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  1. 04-14-2019, 07:51 PM #461
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    Quote Originally Posted by holli4pirating View Post
    Did you hear about the T-rex that was arrested for firearms sales? He was a small arms dealer.
    Reminds me of scene in Meet the Robinsons where the T-Rex can't reach the boy.

    Villain : What's wrong? Why aren't you seizing the boy?!

    T-Rex : I've got a big head and little arms. I'm not sure how well this plan was thought out....
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    Boy at zoo:
    Mommy, mommy, that big animal is picking cabbages with its tail. .. . And you won't believe where it's putting them!
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    "I grew up all my life believing I was Irish, but thanks to Ancestry.com, I now know I’m just a drunk."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Haroldg48 View Post
    "I grew up all my life believing I was Irish, but thanks to Ancestry.com, I now know I’m just a drunk."
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    What type of socks do pirates wear? Arrrgyle socks

    Why did the banana go to the doctor? He wasn't peeling well.

    Two mushrooms walk into a bar. One says to the bartender give me a double shot of your best vodka. The bartender looks down his nose at then and says in a condescending manner. We don't serve your kind here. The second mushroom pipes up and says why not we're fun guys!

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    Why did the sesame seed refuse to leave the casino?




    He was on a roll.
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    My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.
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    If a tree falls in the forest and nobody hears, that means that my illegal logging business is a success!
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    Quote Originally Posted by tintin View Post
    My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.
    Haha. They make a difference.

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